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 The Yes Men Fix the World (2009)
IMDB rating: 7.60
Plot: Troublemaking duo Andy Bichlbaum and Mike Bonanno, posing as their industrious alter-egos, expose the people profiting from Hurricane Katrina, the faces behind the environmental disaster in Bhopal, and other shocking events.
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Directors: Bichlbaum Andy
Actors: Watts Reggie,Bonanno Mike,Documentary,
Would you like to help save the planet?
The true culprit in Global Climate Change is the SUN! BUT, whether you believe it is caused by mans green house gas emissions OR through natural cycles, one FACT is clear: In 5 billion years, the SUN will destroy all life on Earth. Once the Sun exhausts its hydrogen fuel, it will bloat into a red giant. Its surface will engulf Venus and may extend to our orbit.
Science backs this fact. Nuclear energy my friends is going to kill every polar bear, furry little seal and talking cartoon rabbit and dear on this planet! Yes, the same type of energy developed by the USA with the sole intent to murder peace loving Asians on the brink of surrender will destroy Mother Earth in the future.
The only course of action we as humans with a social conscience can take is to destroy the Sun, and do it before it gets a chance to destroy our precious planet. Right now, the Sun is sending harmful UV light which is fueling the green house effect, it is also a key component to the climate of the Earth…IT must be stopped if we are to truly survive. We can sit here and point fingers or we can attack the source of the problem head on.
Will you join us in our struggle for survival by writing your representatives and demand that they encourage global cooperation in this Earth saving task? If you wait another 5 billion years, it will be too late!
In order to buy time, we must reclaim as much hydrogen here on earth and send it to the Sun in order to post-pone the inevitable until technology is developed that will destroy it.
The UN needs to establish a Global Hydrogen Reclamation Committee, staffed by the best and brightest sociologist. This committee will be responsible for deciding on which nations have surplus hydrogen based on potable water supplies and indoor plumbing. These nations will contribute those surpluses of hydrogen to be collected on behalf of the world, to be sent directly to the Sun in order to stave off disaster just one more day.
It may sound impossible, but it is better than doing nothing until a suitable solution to destroy the Sun can be found.
We must work to get China and India on board. Also consider the benefits gained from "Yellow" technologies! Jobs will be created in the Global Hydrogen Reclamation Division and there will be many more jobs directed toward creating a device or method to destroy the Sun.
While the "Green" movement seeks to profit from a temporary "fix", the "Yellow" movement actually seeks to stop the problem at its source! By destroying it once and for all. Only then will this life giving planet be habitable for cola drinking polar bears, sad eyed baby seals, hyper-intelligent dolphins and talking cartoon animals. Unless of course you deny the science which backs the fact that the Sun will exhaust its fuel source and become a red giant…thus destroying all those lovable creatures previously mentioned. Or are you in the pocket of "Big Green"? Bent on raking in profits from temporary and futile fixes with out a care about what will come in the long run…?
Something must be done now to ensure the survival of our life giving planet for eternity! Governmental action must be called upon in order to save Mother Earth from eminent destruction. We here at M.A.N./F.I.R.S.T. (Mankind Against Nuclear Fusion Intent on Reversing Solar Tyranny) believe the science is settled on this issue. Big Green would rather profit in the short run with curly light bulbs and electric cars, but WE offer a solution to a very real problem!
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OH MY GOSH!!! WE ONLY HAVE 5 BILLION YEARS TO SAVE THE PLANET! I know what we can do. tax cars, tax factories, tax energy plants, tax breathing, tax taxes, just tax in general. THAT is the solution and geniuses like al gore and barack obama are the ones to lead us to a wonderful world of global cooling and harmony for all!
| Jan 01, 2010
Of Course. Take a breath!!! I have sold over two million of those CFL’s your talking about and told Al Gore about them in the early 90’s I told the Energy Senate hearing committee in 1985 about them.
Now for the breath. First we have LED technology that can reduce total energy consumption by over 40%. What makes more sense saving a KW for $1600.00 or producing one for $6000.00? Your assumption on hydrogen is a stretch because it is the most abundant element in the universe.
Population is our real problem and then Greed, Government and Attorneys. Take the stimulus program $ and divide by 308 million people in the US. Give them the money and the stimulus is done forever….
Canel | Jan 01, 2010
Yeahh.
Fry | Jan 01, 2010